dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

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diagondaley:

i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people

#there goes the ball  #along with all the fucks i give 

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  • SUPERNATURAL:Why so sad?
  • ME:You know why
  • SUPERNATURAL:Don't be sad...
  • ME:...
  • SUPERNATURAL:Here's a new character
  • ME:...
  • SUPERNATURAL:Don't you like the new character?
  • ME:No. I don't want to.
  • SUPERNATURAL:Why not?
  • ME:Oh don't pretend you don't know.
  • SUPERNATURAL:It's not gonna be like last time
  • ME:Yeah right
  • SUPERNATURAL:I swear
  • ME:Whatever
  • SUPERNATURAL:Come on, it's okay, go ahead and like the new character
  • ME:I don't think I can go through that a--
  • SUPERNATURAL:Look at that great personality
  • SUPERNATURAL:Oh pretty too
  • SUPERNATURAL:Great chemistry with the boys
  • ME:Well, I guess I could--
  • SUPERNATURAL:Oh wow totes kicks ass and totes three-dimensional
  • SUPERNATURAL:Such great promise for the storyline
  • ME:OH MY GOD THIS CHARACTER'S GREAT
  • SUPERNATURAL:Are you in love yet?
  • ME:Uhh
  • SUPERNATURAL:Well?
  • ME:I'm not sure...
  • SUPERNATURAL:Look at that really touching back story
  • SUPERNATURAL:Doesn't that make you want to cry but in a good way?
  • ME:...yeah
  • SUPERNATURAL:You can totally relate, huh?
  • ME:Yes...
  • SUPERNATURAL:Are you in love yet?
  • ME:Mhmm
  • SUPERNATURAL:Say it
  • SUPERNATURAL:Come on, admit it
  • SUPERNATURAL:DECLARE IT
  • ME:OKAY FINE! I LOVE THIS CHARACTER SO MUCH I WANT TO WRAP IT IN A WARM BLANKET AND GIVE IT A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE!
  • SUPERNATURAL:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FANTASTIC
  • ME:YOU'RE BRILLIANT! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS CHARACTER INTO MY LIFE
  • SUPERNATURAL:Yeah I'm killing it off
  • ME:WHAT?
  • SUPERNATURAL:I'm not even going to give it a proper send off.
  • ME:YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?
  • SUPERNATURAL:Just a quick meaningless death.
  • ME:NO. YOU CAN'T JUST--
  • SUPERNATURAL:Yep. It's dead.
  • SUPERNATURAL:I'm probably not gonna resurrect it, just fyi
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creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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  • parents:get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents:u need to get more sleep u look really tired
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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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